“I’ve been asleep before and Harry has hit me round the head with his penis. It actually wrapped around my whole face.”
— Louis Tomlinson
yeeeeeah. WHAT UP, FANDOM. so does anyone remember a hundred years ago, before spn was even around and I got like, OBSESSED with the fast and the furious? I like, watched the movie a hundred times and printed out my own OUTLINE for it and carried it EVERYWHERE with me in my giant purse. I made everyone watch it, and one time at a weekend at brooklinegirl's house someone (brooklinegirl? missp?) bought me a MRS. DIESEL tank top and I was like, ECSTATIC about it. there's actually a RIDICULOUS picture of me somewhere like, PROUDLY DISPLAYING across my boobs that I was MRS DIESEL.
yeah. well. THAT WAS NOTHING compared to this one direction thing. NOOOOOOOOO-THING. NOT ONE THING.
heres a true story: we were at a concert last night - a real life grown up concert - and there was a really drunk chick in front of us who was dancing like a loon and at one point she trufax did the SPRINKLER and all I could see was this and I laughed on the outside and WEPT FOR MY SOUL on the inside:
I just. I honestly dont know what to do about this anymore. I told lea today if I could like, harness the amount of energy I put into thinking about one direction each day (and subsequently HIDING that amount of energy from EVERY ACTUAL PERSON IN MY LIFE) I could possibly power entire city blocks with just how much energy it is. I hand to god got into a BALLS OUT debate with my FIVE YEAR OLD because she was INSISTING she knew who my favorite was and I was like NO, YOU DONT KNOW ME, STOP TRYING TO PUSH YOUR ZAYN-LOVE ON ME, CHILD.
(though, HAHA, I do love zayn. just...not the most.)
(UGH UGH UGH)
this picture is actually saved as 'i hate them' because, UGH. I HATE THEM SO MUCH:
harry is VERY MUCH about to push louis against that rail and blow him, amirite??
WHO HUGS THEIR "FRIEND" THIS WAY???
this is just...dirty! louis tomlinson you dirty, dirty hobag:
AH HAHAHAHA. I LOVE THEM!!11!!
and dont forget the slo-mo backed up version of louis bending harry over on stage. BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE BAD, IF WE FORGOT IT
BUT. here's the best part. THEY ARE NOT EVEN MY FAVORITE RECENTLY. I mean, they ARE, but hi, hello, so are THESE GUYS
ASKJHFDSAKFGDJHFGDJHFGDHF!!! its so INSANE. like, harry/louis meets SO VERY MANY of my "two stupid boys, wacky hijinks, I dont know what happened we were watching tv and now Im blowing you" needs, but zayn/liam. UGH. MOTHERFUCKING ZAYN/LIAM feeds EVERY ANGSTY, I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU BUT I CANT TELL YOU SO I WILL JUST BE IN LOVE WITH YOU SEEKRETLY UNTIL I DIE WHICH WILL HOPEFULLY BE SOON BECAUSE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH need deep in my SOUL.
I just. really? tie pulling and face touching. I cant even.
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT??? WHO DOES THAT???
these are just, MANY DIFFERENT ANGLES OF THE SAME KIND OF AWESOMENESS
and they are versatile! they like to switch it around!!
I...ok. I have to go shower now and go to work and try an pretend to be a normal functioning adult for the rest of the night. WISH ME LUCK.
stay tuned for NEXT TIME when I show you ALL of the youtube videos I love from like, the x factor and BABY HARRY and his freaking adorable SCARVES and them all CRYING. UGH. yeah. NEXT TIME BYE BYE!