this is what a monday looks like
I'm actually kind of proud of that number!
IN OTHER NEWS, I'm leaving tomorrow early in the am to go to sesame place with the family, where I will sweat my ass off and be accosted by various muppets for three days straight. WHATEVER. ava is crazy excited and jake will have fun and there are water things there and we're bringing a LOT of wine for the hotel room and it should be fine. really. the only BAD thing is that my entire family makes fun of me for how much time I spend online so I'm going to have to curb my urge to tweet things every twenty seconds which will be HARD.
ANYWAY, I leave you with this fact: before I leave for my tomorrow I will have well over 5k of liam/louis hooker fic (well, louis is a hooker, liam is a very sad and down on his luck dude and then they fall in luuuuuuuuuurve) which I am happy about. I'm also working on a liam/girl!zayn comment fic but it's not doing what I want it to (hint: it's supposed to be about liam's head between girl!zayn's thighs and instead its all about liam's fucking FEELINGS) so we'll see where that goes.
but yeah! that's it, really! I'm going to go take a nap until the mr. gets back from the bank and then get ready for my week with elmo. JOY.