funny kid/1d stuff

so I know I've mentioned before how much of a fangirl my kid can be, and also what a crazy imagination she has. like, seriously, since she was two years old her imaginary friend has been joe. which sounds ok to most people until you really KNOW her and realize she means JOE JONAS. like, I'm not kidding. and she still every once in a while has me save him a seat somewhere or give him a juice box and she blames all sorts of terrible things she does on him. ("no, I didnt leave the bathroom door open, JOE DID." I'm waiting for her to be smart enough to realize she has an ACTUAL TRUFAX BROTHER to blame shit on? but it hasnt happened yet.)

so this week we went to Sesame Place, and I was told that ALL of the boybands were in her suitcase coming with us. BTR was there and the jonas brothers and one direction was coming too but 1d were like, riding in her hand? because apparently one direction is pocket sized? and she can hold them all? and she rode in the car for 2+ hours with her hand cupped and talked to zayn. it is very cute! even if it is slightly disturbing.

anyway, so last night when we were home doing made up bedtime stories she wanted me to tell her where 1D was playing in her room. like, where they were and I was pretty good for a while! I had niall playing with her guitar and zayn was with the bucket of headbands and hairclips. liam was doing a learning game and harry was by the dollhouse and louis...well, I *MAYBE* said he was playing with her dressup things and her play shoes because I thought I was being funny!

so she goes, "but my play shoes are in the closet! is he in the closet??" and I DIED LAUGHING and was like, idk, maybe he is in the closet. and in the serious voice only a five year old can manage she said, "Huh, well maybe he'll come out of the closet soon. its not good to hang out in the closet right? LOUIS, COME OUT. COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, LOUIS!" and I fucking PEED MYSELF LAUGHING.

SORRY, LOUIS. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, RIGHT??

anyway, speaking of louis I have over 8k of liam/louis hookerfic now which...idk. HOW IS IT ALREADY 8K? it hasnt even really gotten to the parts I have listed on my outline! and I need to go back and fill in another small scene and UGH. 1D, WHATS UP WITH ALL THE WORDS. I used to be able to write like, full, complete, emotionally satisfying fics in 2k or less. now it takes 2k for niall to stop talking about crisps. WHAT EVEN IS THIS FANDOM???